so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
