there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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