i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Randomize
