There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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