I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
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well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
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Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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