Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
