forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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