Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Drunk is not a location!
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