just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
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