The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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