I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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