You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
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He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
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Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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