i can't believe i had my finger in that
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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