Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Randomize
