Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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