weddingsv make me drug and hornr
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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