wakey wakey hands off snakey
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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