Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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