I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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