Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
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Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
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Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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