I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
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I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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