when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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