thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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