Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
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