watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
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my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
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So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
and you fell through a lawn chair
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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