If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
PS: I just woke up from my shower
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So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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