They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
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Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
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no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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