I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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