so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
it's not cheating when I paid for it
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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