at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
There r osticjed everywhere
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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