ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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