Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Randomize
