i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
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