on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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