haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
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The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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