maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
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Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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