ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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