Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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