she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
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no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
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It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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