For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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