would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
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Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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