I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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