woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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