We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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