You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
it was like eating out sand paper
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Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
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I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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