I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
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look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Houston, we have a blender
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
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In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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