Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
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What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
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If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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