how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
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Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
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I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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