I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
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Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
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I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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