You're so nebulous sometimes
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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