I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
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Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
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If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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