ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
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it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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