So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Boobs speak an international language.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
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well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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