i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
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