is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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