The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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