apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
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I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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